Weird Archive
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Italian Cops Drive Lotus Evoras
Posted on July 24, 2011 | No CommentsThe Italian Carabinieri are the country’s military police. They drive Lotus Evoras. You ever play Need for Speed? Remember the Super Troopers? The Carabinieri are their real life equivalants. You will never outrun them. Unless that is you’re me. Or you own a DeLorean. I’m... -
Astronaut Bag Turns Pee Into Gatorade
Posted on July 7, 2011 | No Comments// Space craft Atlantis is so lucky. Why? The crew will have access to new food technology: a magical crap bag capable of turning any liquid into sugary, electrolyte-rich fluids. And by any liquid, I mean any liquid. Move aside Bear Grylls, pee is no... -
I Point Out the Deadly Flaws in the CDC’s Official Zombie Emergency Plan
Posted on May 20, 2011 | No CommentsA recent report by the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) discusses plans to handle a zombie apocalypse. While a lot of Americans might see this as an indication of the U.S. government’s concern, smarter people assume that this is some clever ploy to remind the public... -
It Would Get Real Awkward if Superman and Doctor Who Met [Comic]
Posted on May 17, 2011 | No CommentsA funny online comic to lighten your mood, that is, if you like Superman and Doctor Who. I do, so yay for me. Enjoy the corniness. Several observations of mine: Why is Superman in London? His legs? Surprisingly hairy. Shorts with pink hearts are actually... -
In Japan, Where Sega Games Are Controlled By Piss
Posted on December 19, 2010 | No CommentsSega Japan is such an innovator in a weird, gross, twisted way. It involves piss… because most thing in Japan invariably do. I remember writing about a game a few years ago released on the Wii and it kinda relates to this. Anyway, on to... -
Researchers Dress Up As Pandas In The Name Of Science
Posted on December 9, 2010 | No CommentsI just spat out pieces of raw chicken and downed an Asahi to bolster my spirits. Needless to say, I feel pretty badass right now. It’s safe to say that I’m running on some sort of inexplicable high right now, likely stemming from the joy... -
New iPhone App That Turns Twitter Feeds Into Video Games
Posted on October 24, 2010 | 2 CommentsIt’s not as awesome as you think. Personally, I was hoping for something in the same vein as Duke Nukem – shooting things, lighting enemies on fire, being badass in general. But of course, as with all good ideas, the people behind this iPhone app... -
Apple Patent Removes Dirty Words From Text Messages :(
Posted on October 17, 2010 | 1 CommentApple recently filed a patent that implements a control filter on certain words. But it’s okay. You needn’t care. According to the official patent, “The…control application evaluates whether or not the communication contains approved text based on, for example, objective ratings criteria or a user’s... -
Starship Enterprise Hidden In Battlestar Galactica
Posted on October 17, 2010 | 3 CommentsSomewhere on the edge of the universe, Captain James Kirk went out of his way to steal the thunder of some other sci-fi show. Now this is just badass. Admittedly I’m not too updated with BSG but this really makes me want to change my... -
The New iPod Nano Doubles As A Spanking Wristwatch
Posted on September 12, 2010 | No CommentsA few weeks ago, Stevie Jobs unveiled new designs on his Apple range. The iPod Nano being one of them. Since then, it’s taken on a sexier shape and as chance would have it, it doubles as a fairly spanking wristwatch. Yes, I’m actually talking...
